Category Archives: Funny Things
What People Think Writers Do
There is an internet image meme going around along the lines of “What People Think _____ Do,” the “blank” being filled in by variation occupations (entrepreneurs, producers, etc). There is a screenwriter meme that is pretty close to fiction writing, … Continue reading
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Scarlet the Wiener Dog strikes again!
I have wiener dogs who looove to eat facial tissues and toilet paper. I am not sure where/how they cultivated this singular passion, but it’s gotten to the point where in our house we cannot leave facial tissue boxes lying … Continue reading
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we interrupt regular programming…
….to announce that my sweet potato has a vagina. That’s all.
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The carrots, the carrots!
Why? How? Why…? Really. Why are the carrots SO BIG out here in NYC? The carrot you see above is typical of carrots in NYC–just…ginormous. It was procured at Fairway Market in Harlem–but I have seen similarly sized carrots at … Continue reading
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Why don’t New Yorkers laugh?
I’m not sure why New Yorkers don’t laugh more often. When I crack a broad grin on the subway, New Yorkers duck, thinking the next thing I’ll do is break out in song and ask for spare change. Maybe not, … Continue reading
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My honest writer bio
After reading Ellen Potter’s amusing post entitled, “The Big Fat Lie of the Author Bio,” my enterprising friend Nova wrote “a more honest author bio,” and challenged other writers to do the same. Aha! A challenge! I shall take thee … Continue reading
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“Ninja say WHAT?!”
oh holymoly, this is funny. Thank you to Kimchihead for the link. Everyone needs a good laugh. It’s the funniest sh*t I’ve watched in a long time. Watch it. I’ve seen it 5 times, and I keep laughing harder. I … Continue reading
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Korean dating flow chart
LMAO at Mental Poo’s Korean Dating Flow Chart, based on the Maxim (heterosexual) dating flow charts. Above is the Maxim dating flow chart for (heterosexual) women. If you want to see the Korean Dating Flow Chart, you’ll have to visit … Continue reading
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