I have wiener dogs who looove to eat facial tissues and toilet paper. I am not sure where/how they cultivated this singular passion, but it’s gotten to the point where in our house we cannot leave facial tissue boxes lying around within wiener dog lunging reach. (Scarlet the Wiener Dog has figured out how to pull tissues out of the box).
Fairly recently, Scarlet the Wiener Dog discovered the phenomenon of Infinite Toilet Paper!!! INFINITE! TOILET! PAPER!!! (aka: the toilet paper roll).
It only took her 18 years to figure that one out, but we are simultaneously dismayed and amused. Mostly amused.
This morning, I discovered a toilet paper roll on the floor, behind the toilet bowl. Huh. Weird.
I picked it up, noticing the gnawed-upon roll. Very curious.
Scarlet the Wiener Dog cracks me up. I hope she makes you laugh, too.